Coincidence? I DON'T THINK SO!

I DIDN"T WIN THE CAR IN THE RAFFLE

Guests?

Thank you for looking after my dog

Aspirational in Barcelona

flatscalator

Bleeding

Another Spanish router

I'm in Barcelona

airport car raffle

I have entered a raffle to win a car. They won't let me take a picture of it until I've won it though. Fingers crossed

luxury

Sue pandasandwich is on holiday again again again again again

I'm at the airport. But where am I going? This is the first time I have been this side of airport security in 7 years. The last time I was here there was just a Wimpy and a Who Wants To Be A Millionaire machine.

Kitchenesque

tube concert

The Iphone 6 has a paranorma mode

great for beach photos

Two HDMI sockets

Luxury hotel

This was how it was

SUE PANDASANDWICH IS ON HOLIDAY AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN

Everything in Wales is 20% more expensive than in the world. And Yannis Varoufakis was apparently there.

Early work

Please correct my width

YES! Some promo work at last!

Finally I got some advertising work!

Tate shate

I tried to take a selfie of my friend Matthew but the new IpHONE6 has a shit camera so it doesn't compensate you after difficult lighting.

Hypnotic splattered mess

The passenger opposite gave me a filthy look when I sat down, and continued to glare at me for some reason. Then I noticed she had some cream cake on her shoe, and it made me feel a lot better.

Donde es la piscina?

We have reached our journey's end. See you again in April or July. I may even go somewhere else this time (OK I will probably go to Toulouse and Barcelona again).

I leave you with this map of an alternative route between France and Catalonia. I found it in the archives in the basement of El Corte Ingles while I was looking for black toilet paper - apparently it is the most accurate map of the area currently available in Spain, and it cost me one hundred million pesetas.

I shall be following it soon...

Nothing left Toulouse

I quite like this one

Putain de bordele de merde!

I was trying to take a picture of this lovely tablecloth, when Victor decided to photobomb it! Here he is in mid-flight, just before he crashed into the wall.

What a wanker!

A few pics I missed out along the way...

La Sagrada Familia

Barcelona is famous for its architecture, so while I was here I wanted to make sure I'd photographed some of the highlights. I heard that 'La Sagrada Familia', by the architect El Gordo, was THE most impressive sight here. So up on the roof of my luxury hotel in the Melon District, I asked the guy next to me if we could see it from here, and he just pointed in this direction and continued painting red and yellow stripes on his zapatos.

Hmm, I guess it's OK, but I was expecting something a bit more... epic. Just looks like a block of flats to me.

Oh fuck make it stop

Barcelona panettones

Toulouse panettone

Some panettones of the new plane museum thingy

Happy Christmas

You'd pay a lot of money for that on the King's Road

Damn right Whitney, my name is not Susan either.

As seen in an apartment in Barcelona.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6qsoP75y4Q

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