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I found this pocket book on the floor at work. It was empty apart from the text on the first page below. If this is your book please get in touch. I hope you have been able to obtain some food in the meantime.

Sue Pandsandwich is in Morten Harket at Christmas

It's April, therefore time to update you on my Christmas holidays.

I grew up a little town called Morten Harket in Leicestershire. I spent Christmas there and I decided to treat you to a little tour of the crucible of my youth. Everything is here.

Marxist farmers' pub

I lost my virginity above this shop, so many times. To the right you can see Mistry's Pharmacy, which was anything but, after the aforementioned.

Shops in Morten Harket have this kind of name. There is also 'The Bookshop' and 'Interiors'.

Property.

Redundant infrastructure

Christmas display

Gift shop (open)

Sculpture about fate

Clay shooting supplies. Shotguns!

Morten Harket is vulnerable to flooding, hence the town hall had to be raised to safety in the 1970s. People in Morten Harket generally vote Conservative.

Cafe called Insomnia (was the library)

Kwik Fit

That's it.