Kitchenesque

tube concert

The Iphone 6 has a paranorma mode

great for beach photos

Two HDMI sockets

Luxury hotel

This was how it was

SUE PANDASANDWICH IS ON HOLIDAY AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN

Everything in Wales is 20% more expensive than in the world. And Yannis Varoufakis was apparently there.

Early work

Please correct my width

YES! Some promo work at last!

Finally I got some advertising work!

Tate shate

I tried to take a selfie of my friend Matthew but the new IpHONE6 has a shit camera so it doesn't compensate you after difficult lighting.

Hypnotic splattered mess

The passenger opposite gave me a filthy look when I sat down, and continued to glare at me for some reason. Then I noticed she had some cream cake on her shoe, and it made me feel a lot better.

Donde es la piscina?

We have reached our journey's end. See you again in April or July. I may even go somewhere else this time (OK I will probably go to Toulouse and Barcelona again).

I leave you with this map of an alternative route between France and Catalonia. I found it in the archives in the basement of El Corte Ingles while I was looking for black toilet paper - apparently it is the most accurate map of the area currently available in Spain, and it cost me one hundred million pesetas.

I shall be following it soon...

Nothing left Toulouse

I quite like this one

Putain de bordele de merde!

I was trying to take a picture of this lovely tablecloth, when Victor decided to photobomb it! Here he is in mid-flight, just before he crashed into the wall.

What a wanker!

A few pics I missed out along the way...

La Sagrada Familia

Barcelona is famous for its architecture, so while I was here I wanted to make sure I'd photographed some of the highlights. I heard that 'La Sagrada Familia', by the architect El Gordo, was THE most impressive sight here. So up on the roof of my luxury hotel in the Melon District, I asked the guy next to me if we could see it from here, and he just pointed in this direction and continued painting red and yellow stripes on his zapatos.

Hmm, I guess it's OK, but I was expecting something a bit more... epic. Just looks like a block of flats to me.

Oh fuck make it stop

Barcelona panettones

Toulouse panettone

Some panettones of the new plane museum thingy

Happy Christmas

You'd pay a lot of money for that on the King's Road

Damn right Whitney, my name is not Susan either.

As seen in an apartment in Barcelona.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6qsoP75y4Q

Blog post

Il y a quelqu'un?

Back in Toulouse.

Apparently it's 2015.

Las doce uvas de la suerte

In Spain the twelve bongs of New Year are counted down with grapes. One must consume one grape completely per bong, in order to achieve prosperity and maintain a healthy immune system during the coming year. This tradition was popularised in the early 1900s by grape framers in Alicante, who wanted to buy extensions for their houses.

Unfortunately I had inadvertently selected thirteen grapes, as you can see. This means I will have another 13 months of despondency and financial terror.

Dinner in Catalonia

The roof of La Tieta de Manuel Focus.

My eyes etc.

The woman I was having dinner with was thrown out of the restaurant, because she wasn't wearing enough chequered red clothing.

Irritation is the sincerest form of flattery part two.

This image is made up of 500 separate pictures, all of which were deleted except for the first one.

I'm halfway to Heaven.

Melon District roof