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I found this pocket book on the floor at work. It was empty apart from the text on the first page below. If this is your book please get in touch. I hope you have been able to obtain some food in the meantime.

Sue Pandsandwich is in Morten Harket at Christmas

It's April, therefore time to update you on my Christmas holidays.

I grew up a little town called Morten Harket in Leicestershire. I spent Christmas there and I decided to treat you to a little tour of the crucible of my youth. Everything is here.

Marxist farmers' pub

I lost my virginity above this shop, so many times. To the right you can see Mistry's Pharmacy, which was anything but, after the aforementioned.

Shops in Morten Harket have this kind of name. There is also 'The Bookshop' and 'Interiors'.

Property.

Redundant infrastructure

Christmas display

Gift shop (open)

Sculpture about fate

Clay shooting supplies. Shotguns!

Morten Harket is vulnerable to flooding, hence the town hall had to be raised to safety in the 1970s. People in Morten Harket generally vote Conservative.

Cafe called Insomnia (was the library)

Kwik Fit

That's it.

The hits keep on coming!

Coincidence? I DON'T THINK SO!

I DIDN"T WIN THE CAR IN THE RAFFLE

Guests?

Thank you for looking after my dog

Aspirational in Barcelona

flatscalator

Bleeding

Another Spanish router

I'm in Barcelona

airport car raffle

I have entered a raffle to win a car. They won't let me take a picture of it until I've won it though. Fingers crossed

luxury

Sue pandasandwich is on holiday again again again again again

I'm at the airport. But where am I going? This is the first time I have been this side of airport security in 7 years. The last time I was here there was just a Wimpy and a Who Wants To Be A Millionaire machine.

Kitchenesque

tube concert

The Iphone 6 has a paranorma mode

great for beach photos

Two HDMI sockets

Luxury hotel

This was how it was

SUE PANDASANDWICH IS ON HOLIDAY AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN

Everything in Wales is 20% more expensive than in the world. And Yannis Varoufakis was apparently there.

Early work

Please correct my width

YES! Some promo work at last!

Finally I got some advertising work!

Tate shate

I tried to take a selfie of my friend Matthew but the new IpHONE6 has a shit camera so it doesn't compensate you after difficult lighting.

Hypnotic splattered mess

The passenger opposite gave me a filthy look when I sat down, and continued to glare at me for some reason. Then I noticed she had some cream cake on her shoe, and it made me feel a lot better.

Donde es la piscina?

We have reached our journey's end. See you again in April or July. I may even go somewhere else this time (OK I will probably go to Toulouse and Barcelona again).

I leave you with this map of an alternative route between France and Catalonia. I found it in the archives in the basement of El Corte Ingles while I was looking for black toilet paper - apparently it is the most accurate map of the area currently available in Spain, and it cost me one hundred million pesetas.

I shall be following it soon...

Nothing left Toulouse

I quite like this one

Putain de bordele de merde!

I was trying to take a picture of this lovely tablecloth, when Victor decided to photobomb it! Here he is in mid-flight, just before he crashed into the wall.

What a wanker!

A few pics I missed out along the way...