START OF HOLIDAY 7: London

Have a couple of days to kill before going back to work, so I'm doing this new Air BnB thing that everyone's into these days. So I'm in a posh flat in trendy SE London. It's a bit disappointing to be honest, as you can see...

Twelve remotes? There's only a TV and DVD player.

This plant is basically dead. 

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What is this? Is this guy a moron?

The toilet floor thingy doesn't even fit!

Is this supposed to be art or something?: